Because I Need To Say It

I support gay rights.





I know right?!

I support gays, lesbians, transgender, cross-dressers, bi-curious, bi-sexual, pan-sexual, a-sexual, heterosexual...well, let's make it short and say I support being attracted to any adult consenting partner you choose. Period. End. Don't care. If that means you want to rocket off your palm babies for the rest of your life in solitude, by all means do it. Clam jam, ass-pack, diddle the rosebuds and scissor-me-timbers.


Today as we all know, gay marriage is being examined by the supreme court and there are a lot of arguments against it... But none of them that don't sound like a shit load of grasping for straws to me.

We live in a country where we can have an opinion, no matter that opinion and say it out loud, proud and as awesomely as we want to.. Or as crappily as we want to.

There is only one argument against gay marriage I will accept. One. And it's not a good one, it's not one I support and it's not even one that is suitable, but at least it's honest and one that I can understand.



" I personally believe that homosexual marriage is gross and I don't like it."


Just fucking say it. Stop making excuses. Stop bullshitting yourself and everyone with fragile 'reasons' and say it. At least then we don't feel the need to continue to provide examples of how you're an idiot.. Like statistics, quotes and sound reason. I mean.. If you just said that, most of us are going to respond with " Why?!" and all you have to do is go, " I just do..." and we'll likely drop it.. mostly because you're a hopeless cause, but at least you were the only god damned honest lost cause.

At which point, this becomes what is should be and always has been, a fight for equal human rights no matter who you choose to bump ugly's with.




Aint no fair when someone else get's sprinkles and you have to eat your plain vanilla cone...

By sprinkles I mean get married... and by vanilla cone I mean fabulous sex they wish they had...

But the message is the same. We all deserve some motherfucking sprinkles.